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I'll Put You in the Trunk Unisex t-shirt
I'll Put You in the Trunk Unisex t-shirt
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Don't Test Me" Trunk Threat Tee – Dark Humor with an Edge
For those who like their humor with a little bite, this "I'll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You" tee is the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and a little bit of menace. Featuring a bold typographic design with gritty, distressed lettering and a dramatic blood-splatter effect, this shirt makes a statement—loud and clear.
? Edgy & Hilarious – The perfect mix of dark humor and attitude
? Soft & Comfortable – Premium fabric for all-day wear
? Great Conversation Starter – Wear it, but maybe don’t test it ?
Ideal for those with a wicked sense of humor, lovers of true crime, or anyone who wants to keep people on their toes.
Warning: Wear responsibly.
Bella + Canvas Unisex tee:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For those who like their humor with a little bite, this "I'll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You" tee is the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and a little bit of menace. Featuring a bold typographic design with gritty, distressed lettering and a dramatic blood-splatter effect, this shirt makes a statement—loud and clear.
? Edgy & Hilarious – The perfect mix of dark humor and attitude
? Soft & Comfortable – Premium fabric for all-day wear
? Great Conversation Starter – Wear it, but maybe don’t test it ?
Ideal for those with a wicked sense of humor, lovers of true crime, or anyone who wants to keep people on their toes.
Warning: Wear responsibly.
Bella + Canvas Unisex tee:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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