I'll Put You in the Trunk Unisex Hoodie

Don't Test Me" Trunk Threat Tee – Dark Humor with an Edge
For those who like their humor with a little bite, this "I'll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You" tee is the perfect mix of sass, sarcasm, and a little bit of menace. Featuring a bold typographic design with gritty, distressed lettering and a dramatic blood-splatter effect, this shirt makes a statement—loud and clear.

🔪 Edgy & Hilarious – The perfect mix of dark humor and attitude
🖤 Soft & Comfortable – Premium fabric for all-day wear
🔥 Great Conversation Starter – Wear it, but maybe don’t test it 😉

Ideal for those with a wicked sense of humor, lovers of true crime, or anyone who wants to keep people on their toes.

Warning: Wear responsibly.

Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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